Ladies and gentlemen, what you have just witnessed is what we in the blogging
biz like to refer to as a "transition episode." No... just made that
up, but it was a transition episode nonetheless- a filler to help us get over
our hangover from last week's trainwreck of an episode about trainwrecks, and
onto next week's "best episode ever done" (Murphy R., Twitter, 2012).
So with all of our expectations lowered, let's embrace debate shall we?
Who doesn't love a good makeover episode!?!?! And you get a makeover! And you
get a makeover! All of my good days outweigh my bad days so I won't complain.
Where to begin? Fun and hilarious McKinley High or dark
and adult New York?
Will
and Grace are still adjusting to life in the city that never stops
delivering pizza. Kurt seems to be
killing it- and although he would never get that internship in real life, he
has a wicked awesome boss/new BFF named Carrie
Bradshaw, who has given up her life as a writer to work at Vogue.com. The bad news is, Kurt's new
life as an intern who wears animal tails clipped to his belt loop is leaving
his long-distance Blaine feeling sad and blue. But no time for relationships!
We must makeover Rachel, because her clothes are holding her back apparently. Let's
summarize:
Mean Girls: Omg
Rachel, your leotard is like totally wack.
Rachel: Why is
everyone always picking on me?I just want to fit in! (be a slut)
Devil on Rachel's Shoulder aka Kurt: Gurrrrrlll bye you better drop it like it's hot twerk stop and show
some shoulder!
Carrie Bradshaw: Women
come to New York for the two L's: Labels and Love
Rachel: Freakum freakum
Brody: Bow chicka
wow wow
Charlotte York: I curse the day you were
born!
Woops got a little off track.. but that basically touches
all the main points.
Here is my issue with this makeover scenario. Number one, Rachel Berry is now just Lea
Michele... you can't just play yourself on T.V! Unless you're Ray Romano or
sumn. Also, just like Lindsay
Lohan, Miley Cyrus
and Shia Labeauf, Rachel
Berry is abandoning her adorable, spunky awesomeness in exchange for a "cooler"
persona. If the Disney stars I just mentioned have taught us anything, it's
that becoming obsessed with your looks and hip personality turn you into psychotic,
frowning in red-carpet photos, pixie haired, Kardashian robot, anorexic weirdo! Not that
there's anything wrong with that.
I really hope that Rachel can find a happy medium between
her schoolgirl awesomeness and this whisper talk/giggly fake hair slut. Be more
like Taylor Swift, Rachel! And then you can tell Finn that you are never ever
ever ever EVER EVER getting back together LIKE EVER. and that would make so
much more sense... everyone knows that that Selena Gomez and Kim Kardash are
needy and co-dependent so it just doesn't work with the storyline. Bottom line
be yourself, be yourself,
be yourself in every way.
Oh and she kissed Brody (get it girl) ... and Finn popped
up (buzzkill). What will happen next?
Back on
the farm... Blaine decided to become a superhero sidekick and teen
wizard. Ten points for Gryffindor! (Right? Blaine would totally be in Gryffindor
and Artie would be in Ravenclaw.) To help keep his mind off missing Kurt and
their skype popcorn-eating sessions, Blaine challenged Brittany for Senior
Class president, now let the antics begins! Brittany chose ex-boyfriend Artie
as her VP, which is fine because she forgot that they dated, and he balanced out
her ideas about school during summer and weekends. Blaine was kind of forced to
take on Sam as his running mate, which turned out for the best because Sam's stripper dance to Party Rock
Anthem once again proved irresistible and they WON! And hair gel lives! And
even more important than winning, Sam and Blaine (Blam) found each other, and we were dressed from head to
toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style. awwwww.
Oh and Brittany and Sam seem to have something in the
works... so much to explore.
One subplot of this episode that noone probably cares
about is Mr. Shue once again proving
that it is never late to change careers. He is uninspired now that they won
Nationals, and wants to become a crusader for the arts. Blah blah blah. I loved this storyline because it
allowed Glee to make fun of the ridiculousness that it allows everytime they
compete. (Vintage/Anthem themes, allowing New Directions to sing more songs
than other show choirs, Shuester has been out of ideas since Madonna week, etc.)
Overall
Grade for this week's episode: A-
This week we moved from a 90% song/10% dialogue gleepisode
to a mere 3 songs (I don't really count that SJP one or the Brittany/Sam one as
a full song, so they only get half credit). I loved the humor and spotlight on
Blaine and Sam!
Favorite
Performance of the episode: Everybody wants to rule the world performed by
Blaine. I mean there were only 3 to choose from but this was still
good fsho.
Least
Favorite Performance of the episode: Brittany and Sam.
Brittany must you ruin every song with your talking with a tune and no makeup?
Favorite
Moment of the Episode: Tie between"You
know them as the Pimp and the Gimp" and when Becky refused to play the
bells. Love it when glee remembers that this is a comedy!
Least
Favorite Moment of the Episode: Rachel anywhere near a dance
studio.
Glist (Week 3)
1. Blaine
2. Sam
3. Artie
4. Brody
5. Sugar - finally came to her senses and wants to date Artie!
6. Becky - Killed it with the PA announcement and stare down
7. Carrie Bradshaw- you are always fabulous beyond belief
8. Sue- the bitch is back
9. Rachel- Sexy and Flirty Rachel is beyond annoying but I still love her
10. Kurt- I almost bumped you off but then I remembered
that career comes first so I forgive.
Other
random thoughts:
-Rachel's laugh is SOOOOOOOO annoying
-Sue's debate performance was perfection
-Brittany looks a mess all the time...
-Blaine is perfect in every way, he best call Sebastian up
-I have been wondering if Blaine was gonna go back to Dalton- I wouldn't hate it
-Blaine is perfect in every way, he best call Sebastian up
-I have been wondering if Blaine was gonna go back to Dalton- I wouldn't hate it
-Return of deaf guy helped me put together the nagging
feeling of not being able to place him during the Glee Project finale!
Next
Week's Episode:
Ryan Murphy better not disappoint. Rooting for all of
these couples to break up except Wemma. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XA1a5KUB3w